Ooh, They Have the Internet on Computers Now

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Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens, last seen asserting that Americans never call long distance, has crossed the bridge to nowhere and come back with an "explanation" of how the internet works. Of course, this is an explanation like Dutch Schultz's last words were a eulogy.

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

Oh, there's more.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.