The third most violent city in American had declared war on . . . saggy pants. Below, a helpful graphic from the Detroit Free Press explains the new law.
I wrote about the new wave of baggy pants laws back in January.
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The third most violent city in American had declared war on . . . saggy pants. Below, a helpful graphic from the Detroit Free Press explains the new law.
I wrote about the new wave of baggy pants laws back in January.
Elemenope | July 9, 2008, 12:47pm | #
Can some 1st Amendment lawyer please butt-fuck these assholes? Please? It's a little overdue.Elemenope | July 9, 2008, 12:53pm | #
And of course the best part is, if the people who sagged their pants really *were* dangerous, all that harassing them would end up accomplishing is getting police officers shot.Nigel Watt | July 9, 2008, 12:55pm | #
...Jail for looking like a retard?The Wine Commonsewer | July 9, 2008, 12:57pm | #
Dam, six, you beat me to it. Plumbers Union.....thoreau | July 9, 2008, 12:57pm | #
making the models BRIGHT BLUEJ | July 9, 2008, 12:58pm | #
Next they'll be arresting the plumbers.SugarFree | July 9, 2008, 12:58pm | #
dagny,MP | July 9, 2008, 12:58pm | #
From the article:Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.That opening line could have been so much better...
Invisible Finger | July 9, 2008, 1:01pm | #
How can they tell my boxers from any other shorts? Do shorts have to have pockets in order to not be considered underwear?J sub D | July 9, 2008, 1:02pm | #
Balko, I win this round.J sub D | July 9, 2008, 9:57am | #
... For an example we go to Flint, Michigan. The local costabulary is busily engaged in combatting the frightening menace of sagging trousers. When I read about this I thought to myself"Self, it is certainly good news that the local cops have eradicated all of the violent and property crimes in the city so they now have the resources freed up to enforce the city dress code".Oh, wait ...
joe | July 9, 2008, 1:05pm | #
Oh, man, you think they'd let me order one those in poster size?Naga Sadow | July 9, 2008, 1:05pm | #
What if you don't wear underwear?Malto Dextrin | July 9, 2008, 1:08pm | #
Gives new meaning to the term "fashion police".broken | July 9, 2008, 1:08pm | #
That image seems like it should be page 1 from some NAMBLA instructional handout.Preston | July 9, 2008, 1:08pm | #
Looks like Tobias Funke got some modeling work, however I don't know how they got him to expose himself without the cut-offs.val | July 9, 2008, 1:13pm | #
I was listening to jerkoff Flint police chief this morning on the radio defending this against irrate callers, it was some incoherent bullshit about how 'wait till you turn 40 or 50', and how this law will help people find jobs because they wont be able to wear sagging pants to an interview.Episiarch | July 9, 2008, 1:13pm | #
I fully support this legislation*, as it shows clear as day to the public how stupid, wasteful, lazy, and impotent against real crime their local police and politicians are.PFJ | July 9, 2008, 1:18pm | #
Didn't Tobias conquer his never nude condition at some point? Am I Failing to remember a relapse?Lamar | July 9, 2008, 1:24pm | #
"I love how they skirt the obvious racial issue by making the models BRIGHT BLUE."Mr. Nice Guy | July 9, 2008, 1:25pm | #
I'm not in support of this law, because it just strikes me as silly, but I must say I'm having some trouble thinking of the exact reason why. I think public nudity can be prohibited and it can be argued that at some point exposing your ass falls into that area. Granted the underwear showing stuff would not.Mr. Nice Guy | July 9, 2008, 1:28pm | #
And I've seen people where their pants quite low and much underwear showing but I'm not sure I've seen the pants actually "below the buttocks" as the diagram demonstrates. That strikes me as gravity defying...reason #135 | July 9, 2008, 1:29pm | #
As a woman, I'm much less likely to be cited for disorderly conduct in Flint, Michigan.Elemenope | July 9, 2008, 1:29pm | #
That's levitation, holmes.ClubMedSux | July 9, 2008, 1:31pm | #
I was listening to jerkoff Flint police chief this morning on the radio defending this against irrate callers, it was some incoherent bullshit about how 'wait till you turn 40 or 50...sage | July 9, 2008, 1:31pm | #
They left out one of the pictures:Old Bull Lee | July 9, 2008, 1:37pm | #
What racial issue? Wiggers sag their pants too.Mr. Nice Guy | July 9, 2008, 1:39pm | #
Lmnopeanon | July 9, 2008, 1:46pm | #
As always, those clever Japanese have a solution to the problem (Warning - R-rated):Preston | July 9, 2008, 1:46pm | #
Tobias did, briefly, overcome his "nevernudeness," (a little too much in Ron Howard's opinion) but relapsed soon after.Elemenope | July 9, 2008, 1:49pm | #
The cops use mind bullets, right?Robert | July 9, 2008, 1:51pm | #
What if your underpants are exposed not because your pants are low but your underpants are high? Or just long? I've had my underpants showing simultaneously above and below my shorts.Other Matt | July 9, 2008, 1:55pm | #
My understanding is that this is another "prison chic" fashion, originating because prisoners weren't allowed to wear belts (so they couldn't hang themselves or others) and encouraged to have pants tripping them if they tried to run.jtuf | July 9, 2008, 1:57pm | #
I wish parents would just monitor their children better. Even so, the council should not waste police time by legislating fashion.Reinmoose | July 9, 2008, 1:58pm | #
What if you don't wear underwear?Chloe | July 9, 2008, 1:58pm | #
For some reason I just couldn't give to shits about this.J sub D | July 9, 2008, 2:04pm | #
For some reason I just couldn't give to shits about this.Metal Messiah | July 9, 2008, 2:04pm | #
They should name this "Jesse's Law" in honor of the late Senator Helms.Danny | July 9, 2008, 2:05pm | #
So men can't wear clothes that may reveal their crack, but female models can wear pieces of cloth barely covering their nipples, which cause me to dart to either side of the TV, hoping to catch a different angle for a nip shot. Alas, it never works...Elemenope | July 9, 2008, 2:10pm | #
Sagging your pants isArt-P.O.G. | July 9, 2008, 2:10pm | #
What if your jean's waistline is below your butt, but you're wearing spandex bicycle shorts underneath?Ah, the "Lance Armstrong".
Russ 2000 | July 9, 2008, 2:18pm | #
Would enjoy seeing a new trend of wearing underwear on the outside of ones pants.Neu Mejican | July 9, 2008, 2:20pm | #
And I've seen people where their pants quite low and much underwear showing but I'm not sure I've seen the pants actually "below the buttocks" as the diagram demonstrates. That strikes me as gravity defying...Jordan | July 9, 2008, 2:30pm | #
I love how they skirt the obvious racial issue by making the models BRIGHT BLUE.This is not limited to dumbasses of one race. I'm pretty ambivalent about this trend. On the one hand, it's annoying as hell. On the other, you can taunt these morons with impunity because they're too busy holding their pants up to be able to chase or fight you.
ChicagoTom | July 9, 2008, 2:35pm | #
Based on my reading of the article, it seems that there is no new law, just a new technique for enforcing existing laws. It seems that the police chief basically decided that anyone who is showing a butt-crack will be charged with indecent exposure and anyone with their pants below their ass will get cited for Disorderly Conduct.Flint's not the first city to take a look at policing the exposure of underwear. Pontiac, Auburn Hills, Atlanta and cities across the nation have debated the issue. But Dicks makes the assertion that wearing pants below the waist can give police probable cause to search saggers for other crimes, such as weapon and drug possession. He said because sagging is a crime, it presents probable cause for police to search saggers.These laws will absolutely be abused to stop and frisk anyone the cops want.
Dicks, 41, broke down his interpretation of the laws as such: Pants pulled completely below the buttocks with underwear showing is disorderly conduct; saggy pants with skin of the buttocks showing is indecent exposure, and saggy pants, not completely below the buttocks, with underwear exposed results in a warning.But then, as he was showing off to the local news this happens:
As he drove through Flint's north and east sides, he flipped on the flashing lights of his departmental-issued Chevy Tahoe as he stopped a shirtless young man walking in the streets with saggy shorts and exposed boxers.So Dicks lies to the victim here and says that it's indecent exposure even though, by Dick's own standards it isn't -- and that happened while cameras where on him. Imagine how he is gonna have his officers enforce this shit when no cameras are around.
"Did you hear about the law?" the chief asked.
"I heard about it the other day," the man responded.
"I'm gonna issue a warning. I need you to get a belt because it's indecent exposure," the chief said to the twentysomething man on Delaware and N. Franklin.
On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: "This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression."I don't seem to remember a morality cause in the 1st amendment. Is only moral expression protected? And whose moral standards are we using.
"We will wait and see if this new policy is enforced before we decide to take action.," she said in a statement. "We will be concerned if the policy disproportionately affects African Americans."Really? That's your concern? Not the stupidity or the Constitutionality or the civil rights violations?
thoreau | July 9, 2008, 2:37pm | #
These laws will absolutely be abused to stop and frisk anyRhywun | July 9, 2008, 2:41pm | #
It involves much hand-to-crotch actionHuh. I was wondering what that's all about.
Ron Paul Survival Report | July 9, 2008, 2:48pm | #
No comment.Who writes my stuff, anyway? | July 9, 2008, 2:51pm | #
If outerwear is lawfully forced on, only worn-out laws will be fully enforced.Jordan | July 9, 2008, 3:04pm | #
Really? That's your concern? Not the stupidity or the Constitutionality or the civil rights violations?The ACLU became corrupted by leftwingers a long time ago (funny how this happens to so many organizations). They've had a hard-on for affirmative action for ages and never met a gun that they didn't want banned, among other things.
troy | July 9, 2008, 3:06pm | #
So does this mean they can't show that one episode of Saturday Night Live where Dan Akyroyd comes in as a plumber bends over and shows the crack of his big fat ass?Your Good Buddy Johnny Clarke | July 9, 2008, 3:07pm | #
One word - Shariah.J sub D | July 9, 2008, 3:07pm | #
Let's just admit that this has nothing to do with morality, disorderly conduct or indecent exposure. It's a fucking dress code that will be used to harrass mostly minority youths.Untermensch | July 9, 2008, 3:24pm | #
Not buying the "pants tripping" part, but I could believe the belt prohibition. Probably compounded by lack of sizing in the prison system.The Soviets definitely did this in Lubyanka and other prisons. Pants were oversized so that you had to hold them up with one hand to go anywhere. If you dropped them you got beaten, so you tended to be pretty preoccupied with keeping them on rather than doing anything more advanced like trying to escape.
Alice Bowie | July 9, 2008, 3:31pm | #
It's just a bunch of white guys jealous that a baggy pant black guy has a big PEE PEEbigbigslacker | July 9, 2008, 4:04pm | #
93 days to one year in jail, or up to $500 fine?R C Dean | July 9, 2008, 4:11pm | #
A boom box held close to the head would have been funny, if not entirely up-to-date.The New Revolution | July 9, 2008, 4:13pm | #
The Bill of Rights has become . . . The Bill of Frights! wuaaaahahahahah!joshua corning | July 9, 2008, 5:14pm | #
If only they would just take all the blue people and put em on an island or something then we would not have this sort of problem.Invisible Finger | July 9, 2008, 5:21pm | #
Somebody with mad Photoshop skillz, please please please do this.Blue Man Group | July 9, 2008, 6:00pm | #
Laws like these are why we wear those form-fitting outfits all the time.Balloon Maker | July 9, 2008, 6:15pm | #
What if I hang my balls out the front of my pants? Thats still cool, right?Matt Brown | July 9, 2008, 7:29pm | #
> Anyone want to put up some odds that this onlyBrandybuck | July 9, 2008, 7:51pm | #
We don't need a law to fight this. We just need to laugh at people with droopy drawers. And not old white men laughing, either. Just hire some hot black chicks to go around and laugh at beltless homeys.TheOtherOne | July 9, 2008, 7:59pm | #
And I've seen people where their pants quite low and much underwear showing but I'm not sure I've seen the pants actually "below the buttocks" as the diagram demonstrates. That strikes me as gravity defying...I've seen it once here in Columbus - last week. The first thought was "dude, your ass isn't THAT great". Second thought was "but I guess some folks would pay for it."
juris imprudent | July 9, 2008, 9:19pm | #
I'm thinking there's a new Michael Moore documentary in this somewhere.J Golden | July 9, 2008, 9:45pm | #
"I'm thinking there's a new Michael Moore documentary in this somewhere."Christoff | July 10, 2008, 1:29am | #
"Another friend Senita Abrams, 18, said: 'I think it's cute when boys sag.'"Douglas Fletcher | July 10, 2008, 7:56am | #
I don't mind the saggy pants thing one bit, it's like tattoos on the face, a nice self-identifying tag that tells me a likely knucklehead is approaching.MichiganGirl | July 10, 2008, 9:35am | #
You're all missing the point of the law. They hide guns and drugs in those baggy pants. Don't you people watch The Wire?!jc | July 10, 2008, 9:42am | #
Its illegal for a person to walk around in their underwear. It is also a hazard when crossing the street...here in Memphis, these guys let the waist band dangle around their ankles while holding the front of their belt. It is to the point that they are tripping and falling while crossing the street in rush hour traffic. It is very bizarre.mike | July 10, 2008, 10:38am | #
Congratulations, you have succeeded in writing pointless law to regulate fashion, violate the Bill of Rights, and waste my tax dollars enforcing something that does bother anyone but Grammy and she was going to vote for you anyway.Fritz | July 10, 2008, 1:36pm | #
Can't you just smell an EU-style 100-page code for proper dress coming?Meaty Ochre | July 10, 2008, 1:46pm | #
funny how the emo kids wear their tight jeans but the black kids wear their super baggy jeans. it's just about style. But honestly , probably pic 2 and definately pic 3 can be constitutionally outlawed under decency laws, i.e. showing your naked butt in public.Just a thought | July 10, 2008, 8:08pm | #
Personally, I couldn't agree with this law more. I think the next step is requiring licenses for spandex and bikinis. Hell, while were at it why not just go all the way, no fat chicks!Beth-Annie | July 10, 2008, 9:13pm | #
You got to pity those Flinties who feel comforted by passing this law.Laughing on the outside.... | July 10, 2008, 10:13pm | #
Those gosh darn Appalachians are sure a nutty bunch. Next thing you know they'll ban incest!jam | July 13, 2008, 11:50pm | #
you know what, if you can keep your pants from falling off while theyre below your ass, you deserve a medal, not to be arrested. ive known a few stupid cops in my time, but this one takes the cake, he and officer Baker should have a pep rally.Nova | July 15, 2008, 2:36pm | #
Hey dont feel bad for anyone in Flint. They know how messed up it is over there , but they are a bunch of Christian closed minded hicks.Kala Andrews | July 16, 2008, 5:13am | #
I THINK THAT LAW IS SUM BULLSHIT.. I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS I DONT WANNA SEE NO ONE BOXERS. WELL I SAY DONT LOOK AND IF THATS HOW SUM ONE WANTS 2 WEAR THERE PANTS WELL LET THEM THEY PAY FOR THERE OWN SHIT AND IT IS WHAT IT IS AND WHEN MEN WELL THE MEN I HAVE SEEN WEAR PANTS SAGGIN THERE SHIRT IS ALSO LONG AS HELL AND YOU DONT EVEN SEE THERE BOXERS. WE HAVE ALL THIS OTHER BULLSHIT IN THE WORLD 2 WORRY ABOUT AND THIS SHOULD BE ONE OF THE LEAST THINGS ON OUR LIST...