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The Neoconservative Guide to Winning Debates | March 23, 2008, 2:54pm | #
1. Iraq is just like Germany and Japan
After all, Iraq is a homogeneous nation with a common language, religion, and ethnicity. Its not like its just a line on the map drawn by a bunch of British Imperialists in 1920 to group three oil wells together. I mean, that would be ridiculous!
Furthermore, everyone knows that when Truman visited Tokyo in the late 40s he had to do it unannounced, in the middle of the night, with the lights in his airplane off.
2. Tell them its what the Founders would want.
After all, any moron knows Jefferson and Madison were known best for their love of huge standing armies, imperial adventures, a unitary executive, and torture.
3. Talking to your enemies is for pussies
Make sure to demonstrate to them that talking to the enemies of this nation has always failed. We didn't win the Cold War by sitting down with the Soviet leaders, goddamnit! We told them they were evil and then rolled right into East Berlin ending with a triumphant March of our men through Red Square!
4. Saddam Hussein was a bad, bad, BAD EVIL man.
Tell them again and again what a bad man Saddam Hussein was. Everyone knows that opposing the war means you were "objectively pro-Saddam" anyway!
5. Quote Mark Steyn.
Sure, they guy can't even get his demographic math right, but damnit hes the most brilliant commentator of our time!
6. The Surge is Working (tm)
Sure, tactical military success hasn't lead to any progress on the political front and means jack shit if the strategic decision was wrong to begin with. But the Surge is Working!(tm)
7. Call them an anti-Semite
Everyone knows theres no debate within Israel on their foreign policy, anyway. Nope, all Israelis/Jews are the same--unabashed supporters of Bush, Cheney, and McCain. Tell them those statistics that show American Jews voting for the Democrats 90% of the time are just a liberal media fabrication.
8. Invoke 9/11.
9/11. 9/11. 9/11. 9/11.
There you have it! You can't lose now. Go and show those America haters what its all about!