Your Tears Are So Yummy and Sweet
Julian Sanchez | November 8, 2006, 2:44pm

Man, I haven't taken this much pleasure in the suffering of a small child in
days. Image via
Bureaucrash.
Update: Oy. For the benefit of commenters who don't share my sense of humor, I'm not "going after" Santorum's daughter, who I'm about as sure as one can be will never, ever read this post and have her feelings hurt. Just making a joke about how good it is to be rid of this guy.
Thomas Paine's Goiter | November 8, 2006, 5:05pm | #
"In his Senate office, on a shelf next to an autographed baseball, Sen. Rick Santorum keeps a framed photo of his son Gabriel Michael, the fourth of his seven children. Named for two archangels, Gabriel Michael was born prematurely, at 20 weeks, on Oct. 11, 1996, and lived two hours outside the womb.
"Upon their son's death, Rick and Karen Santorum opted not to bring his body to a funeral home. Instead, they bundled him in a blanket and drove him to Karen's parents' home in Pittsburgh. There, they spent several hours kissing and cuddling Gabriel with his three siblings, ages 6, 4 and 1 1/2. They took photos, sang lullabies in his ear and held a private Mass.
"'That's my little guy,' Santorum says, pointing to the photo of Gabriel, in which his tiny physique is framed by his father's hand. The senator often speaks of his late son in the present tense. It is a rare instance in which he talks softly.
"He and Karen brought Gabriel's body home so their children could 'absorb and understand that they had a brother,' Santorum says. 'We wanted them to see that he was real,' not an abstraction, he says. Not a 'fetus,' either, as Rick and Karen were appalled to see him described -- 'a 20-week-old fetus' -- on a hospital form. They changed the form to read '20-week-old baby.'"
nml | November 8, 2006, 11:16pm | #
“Priests, like all of us, are affected by culture, ... When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm.”
Rick Santorum quote
“If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery, ... You have the right to anything. Does that undermine the fabric of our society? I would argue yes, it does.”
Rick Santorum quote
"I don't think it works. I think it's harmful to women, I think it's harmful to our society to have a society that says that sex outside of marriage is something that should be encouraged or tolerated, particularly among the young. I think it has, as we've seen, very harmful long-term consequences for society. So birth control to me enables that and I don't think it's a healthy thing for our country."
--Saying that birth control is harmful to women, society and our country. CN8's "Nitebeat with Barry Nolan", July 28, 2005.
"The notion that college education is a cost-effective way to help poor, low-skill, unmarried mothers with high school diplomas or GEDs move up the economic ladder is just wrong."
--Arguing that poor, unwed mothers don't really need college educations. It Takes a Family,
"I compared it to something that Adolf Hitler didn’t do, as opposed to something he did do. And that’s a big difference. It was an attempt to make a joke. You probably have learned this in your career, I’m still learning that you don’t make jokes using Hitler."
--Clarifying that, rather than just comparing Democrats to Hitler, he was actually saying that Democrats were doing something that even Hitler wouldn’t have had the audacity to do. And then saying that it was all just a silly joke anyway. “The Don Imus Show”, MSNBC, June 23, 2005.
GILMORE | November 9, 2006, 2:58pm | #
You really are a worthless human being. Deriving pleasure from a child's pain? That's not politics, that's a sickness down deep in your vile little soul. Get help
Thats so sweet and moral. Will you be my daddy now?
I think we now understand that you have a sincere, intense contempt for people who laugh at A FUNNY PHOTO OF A FAT KID CRYING.
I admire your "moral" priorities: slam someone as a "worthless human being" simply because their sense of humor doesnt work for you. You would have made a great guidance counselor. In the middle ages.
I kind of find this righteous indignation thing hard to believe. We've probably slain 10,000 sacred cows on this blog, and THIS is what people suddenly draw the line at? The pudgy weeping daughter of RICK SANTORUM??
Seriously, I think this girl should now become the OFFICIAL mascot of H&R.
Her name, BTW, is Sarah Maria Santorum.
Me personally, i dont derive pleasure from a child's pain. Thats why I always gag them first.
I think that Julian's post and ridiculous explanation to be tasteless and beneath the standards I expect of reason.
Uhm. Isnt this the blog that covers things like ...oh, the right to eat horses, links to newsworthy items like "Naked man arrested after pulling awl from rectum", pays homage to the Weekly Standard in 'racist' Step'n'fetchit-speak, and describes Tim Haggard as, "one of God's tough guys, equally at home cutting down trees and sharing his enormous penis with his young son."...and where blog writers occasionally bitch-slap their readers if they get too snarky?
Maybe you should find a blog where you can share your sense of outrage http://tellsomeonewhocares@blogspot.com