But Will We Ever See Hannity-North Slash Fiction?
Jesse Walker | August 1, 2005, 2:30pm
Reader Jeff Patterson passes along this alternate history:
America's future has become an Orwellian nightmare of ultra-liberalism. Beginning with the Gore Presidency, the government has become increasingly dominated by liberal extremists.
In 2004, Muslim terrorists stopped viewing the weakened American government as a threat; instead they set their sites on their true enemies, vocal American conservatives. On one dark day, in 2006, many conservative voices went forever silent at the hands of terrorist assassins. Those which survived joined forces and formed a powerful covert conservative organization called "The Freedom of Information League", aka F.O.I.L....
The F.O.I.L. Organization is forced underground by the "Coulter Laws" of 2007; these hate speech legislations have made right-wing talk shows, and conservative-slanted media, illegal....Rupert Murdoch's decision to defy the "Coulter Laws" hate speech legislations, has bankrupted News Corporation. George Soros has bought all of News Corps assets and changed its name to Liberty International Broadcasting. LIB's networks have flourished and circle the globe with a series of satellites beaming liberal & U.N. propaganda worldwide.
That's the setup for Liberality for All, a comic book set in 2021 featuring a biologically superendowed Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy, and Oliver North as its heroes. The synopsis doesn't say what new powers they might have, but I assume that Hannity has been granted the ability to speak without first consulting a talking points fax from the GOP.
The whole thing promises to be a camp classic. Read a five-page preview here.
duus | August 4, 2005, 1:34pm | #
The leadership of the American right has had real associations with Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden unlike the left's depicted in this comic, which are fiction. Reagan gave money to Osama back in the day, supplied him and his men with extensive weaponry, taught them how to fight and win against a superpower. Rumsfeld met with Saddam back in the day, supporting him with weaponry and supplies. The unfortunate truth is, the rank and file right who voted for the pro-america message of Reagan's campaign ended up setting the stage for Osama Bin Laden's attack on america. Not in some vague, hypothetical way, but in a real, tanglible way. I submit to you that, were Reagan not elected, Osama would not have gotten the boost in power from the U.S. that he did, and would have been at least less likely to be a position to co-ordinate the attacks that he did.
The leadership of the American right has a compelling history of winning control and arming those who become America's enemies.
I think the rank and file on the right, like some of those posting on this page, need to take a look at history, and look at the leaders who claim to represent them. Are these people really doing what you want? Do you really want to support these people who armed Osama Bin Laden? Saddam Hussein? I mean, who are they arming right now who will be the enemy in fifteen years? Which one of our dubious allies will the one to set of the dirty bomb that kills your children? It probably won't be Chalabi, he's too much of a beaurocrat, but there are any number of Afgani warlords or small-time leaders in Iraq that the leadership of the American right are arming and assisting right now who will turn on us in fifteen years and become the household names associated with evil, that will help get the next leader of the American right into power.
You have to wonder whether the leadership of the American right really has the best interest of the rank-and-file right in mind.
I think the rank and file, like those posting here, need to think carefully about if the people who pretend to lead them really represent them, or if they are being used. I think it is difficult to admit when a relationship has become abusive. I think it hurts, and requires being couragous and standing up for what you honestly believe, and taking a stand, and saying that you will not support this kind of deep duplicity that happens in your name. It's not easy. But it won't get any easier. And your children won't end up any less dead by waiting.
Good luck.