Friday Fun Link: Haiku Day Edition

In North Korea
Sex is really fantastic
Or so says this clip:

Comments

Cab | March 14, 2008, 4:29pm | #

others' proclivities
in a haiku post to boot
the floodgates open

Mike Laursen | March 14, 2008, 4:29pm | #

I'd run right out and have me some free, dialectic sex, but I'm too busy right now having an epileptic seizure.

Cab | March 14, 2008, 4:31pm | #

six instead of five
syllables in the first line
my apologies

Pro Libertate | March 14, 2008, 4:31pm | #

Four thousand dollars.
Nothing to do this evening.
A governor resigns.

Brian Sorgatz | March 14, 2008, 4:32pm | #

It will either give you a seizure or hypnotize you to communism.

Why do North Koreans have such great sex? It's the only way to distract themselves from the fact that they live in North Korea. For their sake, I only hope that this propaganda is true.

highnumber | March 14, 2008, 4:34pm | #

What is wrong with you?
Can't you write one damn haiku
for Jesse's themed post?

Pro Libertate | March 14, 2008, 4:34pm | #

Cab,

It's actually okay in haiku to fudge a syllable or two. WHAT ISN'T PERMITTED ARE HAIKUS IN ENGLISH! WAKARIMASU KA, GAIJIN?

Pro Libertate | March 14, 2008, 4:36pm | #

You have red screens of death in Canada, Aresen? Funny, ours are blue.

Cab | March 14, 2008, 4:36pm | #

sumimasen

Brian Sorgatz | March 14, 2008, 4:38pm | #

The great Kim Jong-il
Does not have bowel movements
Ah, so full of shit

Pro Libertate | March 14, 2008, 4:42pm | #

Reason Magazine.
For free markets and free minds.
Jacket by Eddie Bauer.

Warty | March 14, 2008, 4:43pm | #

Writing in prose form
will be punished severely.
Abandon all hope.

Art-P.O.G. | March 14, 2008, 4:46pm | #

The premise is wrong
Kim Jong Il does defecate
Pure comedy gold

Brian Sorgatz | March 14, 2008, 4:48pm | #

Writing in prose form
Is a victimless action,
Libertarian

Art-P.O.G. | March 14, 2008, 4:49pm | #

Before you go down
You should probably ask her
If she has herpes


...I'm sorry, I'm just having fun

Justin Slotman | March 14, 2008, 4:52pm | #

Why is March fourteen
Haiku day? Need answer STAT--
damn'd Google fails me

Timothy | March 14, 2008, 4:53pm | #

North Korea sex
looks like bad email spam
Only $9.95

Ska | March 14, 2008, 4:55pm | #

Bibimba, kim chi
Another delicacy
Tasty Asian girls

Episiarch | March 14, 2008, 4:55pm | #

Yes, I'm so rone-ry
Yet I have many cartoons
Kidnap Shin Sang-ok

Brian Sorgatz | March 14, 2008, 4:55pm | #

North Korea has
Equality of gender
Everyone is poor

Art-P.O.G. | March 14, 2008, 4:58pm | #

"cunnilingis" is
too many syllables for
5-7-5 haiku

Guy in the back row | March 14, 2008, 4:58pm | #

Jessie Ventura
Either beacch or the white house?
All hail to the chief!

Art-P.O.G. | March 14, 2008, 4:59pm | #

*cunnilingus. damn typos.

highnumber | March 14, 2008, 5:02pm | #

This started last year
on Friday March the 16th.
sage is the keeper.

Hey Justin Slotman,
That is sort of the origin.
Does that info help?

guy in the back row | March 14, 2008, 5:06pm | #

Kristen's myspace page
Now bookmearked by Kim Jong-Il
too bad, outta cash.

guy in the back row | March 14, 2008, 5:08pm | #

i hate when typos
creep into posts that I write
typing too damn fast!

bside | March 14, 2008, 5:10pm | #

in north korea
fucking your wife is free, but
you pay. you still pay.

sage | March 14, 2008, 5:10pm | #

Hey Justin, check this
The blog posts from that day are
Most rich in haiku

NoStar | March 14, 2008, 5:12pm | #

I think I see where the Revrund Sun Myung Moon was coming from when he came out against "Free Sex".

Dear Leader and Sun Stars Moon are the flip sides of the same bat shit crazy coin.

Episiarch | March 14, 2008, 5:14pm | #

Eliot Spitzer
Turn that frown upside down, man
Penthouse is first up

math ass | March 14, 2008, 5:14pm | #

haiku day is now
three plus forteen is seventeen
ain't i the smartest?

guy in the back row | March 14, 2008, 5:17pm | #

Is Silva Spitzer
next to be nude in Penthouse?
Elliot shares all

guy in the back row | March 14, 2008, 5:21pm | #

Is a haiku day
a good reason to stay late?
Hey, everyone drink!

highnumber | March 14, 2008, 5:32pm | #

Don't stay late at work
Go home to your family
or they might leave you

Basho | March 14, 2008, 5:54pm | #

Why is Haiku al-
ways so hard? Whereas Kim Jong-
il is my bee-ach.

Art-P.O.G. | March 14, 2008, 5:57pm | #

dialectic heterosexuality?

So I'm to assume they teach cunnilingus in state school in N. Korea?

M | March 14, 2008, 7:30pm | #

inappropriate
cóntent, or contént
inappropriate?

Yoshi | March 14, 2008, 8:01pm | #

I got you haiku
Right here you ignorant tool
Tacos rock my world

patrick | March 14, 2008, 8:45pm | #

Dirty, dirty whores
PRK ASAP
Need to get me some

LatexSolarBeef | March 14, 2008, 10:17pm | #

ain't sure how to haiku
but that same guy did
"Operation Nukorea"

Rick Barton | March 14, 2008, 10:40pm | #

Dear North Koreans
Don't fuck for the state
Fuck the state

Rick Barton | March 14, 2008, 11:04pm | #

!Friday New Wave Link!

"There are 178 parent languages on our planet with over 1000 dialects.
It's amazing we communicate at all..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXwBjOhDAVk

Jennifer | March 14, 2008, 11:42pm | #

Western woman here
never wanna fuck again
Kim Jong-Il thoughts--yuck.

Fritz | March 15, 2008, 12:58am | #

Capitalism
Gave Kim the knowledge needed
To talk about sex!

Monkey | March 15, 2008, 3:41am | #

retarded clip.

Neu Mejican | March 15, 2008, 11:25am | #

Shouldn't it be Hyangga day?

twv | March 15, 2008, 11:50am | #

Dildoes may be the
One product communism
Makes efficiently.

Hungry? Unfulfilled?
Whittle something practical
For the Missus Kim.

VM | March 15, 2008, 5:02pm | #

good call, Rick!

for dialect fans Der Pate by Tramitz et al :)

mediageek | March 15, 2008, 7:28pm | #

Vice, the magazine
Went into North Korea
Video is here.