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2007: Insulin Lettuce, Blood-Staunching Bandages, and Glow in the Dark Cats

GMO catsTwo geektastic year-end lists from 2007:

Wired lists the Top 10 new organisms (!) of the year. Highlights:

Insulin-producing lettuce

In July, a University of Central Florida researcher announced he had genetically modified lettuce heads that produce insulin. They could be transformed into time-release capsules for people with diabetes, to help them maintain blood-sugar levels without regular injections.

Glow-in-the-dark cats

Photographs of cats genetically engineered by South Korean scientists to glow red when exposed to UV light made headlines around the world. What most news stories didn't mention was the reaosn for fluorescent creatures: The animals' glow acts as a "green light" that lets scientists know that their genetic transformations of other, non-glowing genes have worked.

Schizophrenic mice

July's news that Johns Hopkins researchers had created schizophrenic mice was a surprise, even to scientists who regularly create genetically altered mice to model human diseases. In recent years, we've seen very big mice, fearless mice, Rain Man mice and a host of others. But the schizophrenic experience of hallucinations, delusions of grandeur and paranoia seemed somehow distinctly human. However, scientists recently identified a single gene called DISC1 as a major schizophrenia risk factor, leading to the creation of these mice, which lack the gene. Anatomical examinations revealed similarities between the mice's brains and those of human patients. The mice also revealed behaviors -- trouble finding food, agitation in open fields -- that researchers say parallel human schizophrenic activities.

New Scientist lists the Top 10 inventions of the year:

Blood staunching bandages

Bandages made from about 65% glass fibre and 35% bamboo fibre not only absorb blood, but also stimulate the body's ability to staunch the flow. A popular idea based on clicks alone, but in the comments New Scientist readers merely punned in response. One wrote: "I think dages should be banned. Definitely. Bandages!", while another replied: "Some time ago, I myself made a comment like that on a stricter board than this. I've been banned ages."

Wide-angled gigapixel satellite surveillance

A wide-angle camera that can photograph a 10-kilometre-square area from an altitude of 7.5 kilometres with a resolution better than 50 centimetres per pixel. Such a camera would be able to survey an entire city in one sweep. Perhaps predictably, the discussion focused on whether such a device would be able to see female sunbathers. "I'll bet the NSA has the best collection of unauthorized pinups in the world," mused one reader.

Via KurzweilAI.net

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Comments to "2007: Insulin Lettuce, Blood-Staunching Bandages, and Glow in the Dark Cats":

sv | December 28, 2007, 12:09pm | #

What most news stories didn't mention was the [reason] for fluorescent creatures: The animals' glow acts as a "green light" that lets scientists know that their genetic transformations of other, non-glowing genes have worked.
you left out the word 'reason,' reason.

J sub D | December 28, 2007, 12:13pm | #

Where were the glow in the dark felines when I was dropping acid for entertainment? It would have been hilarious.

Episiarch | December 28, 2007, 12:15pm | #

Like mice don't have enough problems, now they get to be schizophrenic?

I might actually pay (a little) for a glow-under-the-blacklight cat. That would be way more fun when drugged up than looking at the UV prints on my credit cards.

Episiarch | December 28, 2007, 12:16pm | #

And I see J sub D has beaten me to the punch. You win this round.

What Did I Just Step In? | December 28, 2007, 12:19pm | #

Forget glow-in-the-dark cats. What this world really needs is glow-in-the-dark cat puke!

Aresen | December 28, 2007, 12:23pm | #

A wide-angle camera that can photograph a 10-kilometre-square area from an altitude of 7.5 kilometres with a resolution better than 50 centimetres per pixel.

?

That's a satellite camera? A satellite orbiting at 24,000 feet isn't going to make it to the next frame.

J sub D | December 28, 2007, 12:23pm | #

Episiarch -

Yet STILL you live to fight another day. I'll be on my guard.

The Wine Commonsewer | December 28, 2007, 12:33pm | #

I know the guy who invented the shrimp bandage. No, not kidding, it is a blood staunching bandage that is currently in use by the military in Iraq.

Don't think it's the one in the article.

joshua corning | December 28, 2007, 12:41pm | #

Kitty!!

Salvius | December 28, 2007, 12:51pm | #

Do schizophrenic mice have hallucinations of being chased by glow-in-the-dark cats?

Episiarch | December 28, 2007, 12:53pm | #

Do schizophrenic mice have hallucinations of being chased by glow-in-the-dark cats?

No, they just hear voices in their head telling them that they're ugly and stupid and can't eat cheese worth a damn.

Ska | December 28, 2007, 1:03pm | #

So they're just like my ex girlfriend....

Kwix | December 28, 2007, 1:07pm | #

July's news that Johns Hopkins researchers had created schizophrenic mice was a surprise, even to scientists who regularly create genetically altered mice to model human diseases.
The real question on John Walter's mind is,"Was marijuana in any way involved in this?"

Kwix | December 28, 2007, 1:07pm | #

Episiarch wins the thread!!

sv | December 28, 2007, 1:23pm | #

sv | December 28, 2007, 12:09pm | #
What most news stories didn't mention was the [reason] for fluorescent creatures: The animals' glow acts as a "green light" that lets scientists know that their genetic transformations of other, non-glowing genes have worked.
you left out the word 'reason,' reason.
ok, it's there now. misspelled, but your heart's in the right place. unlike mine.. i'm this bored at work.

R C Dean | December 28, 2007, 1:34pm | #

So they're just like my ex girlfriend....

It doesn't count if she is actually hearing your voice telling her she's ugly and stupid, Ska.

Another Phil | December 28, 2007, 2:11pm | #

Katherine,

It's blood-stanching, not blood-staunching.

Bronwyn | December 28, 2007, 3:03pm | #

Meh. I used to make green-glowing creatures all the time. There have been countless bacteria, cats, rats, mice, squid and other hapless creatures expressing GFP and other fluorescent proteins for many years now.

Some even come by it naturally.

And another thing | December 28, 2007, 3:27pm | #

So they're just like my ex girlfriend....

A glow in the dark pussy? Yikes.

Ska | December 28, 2007, 3:34pm | #

Hey, it comes in handy after serious drinking nights.

Not easy to get used to though, I admit it.

Aresen | December 28, 2007, 4:15pm | #

And another thing wins the thread paws down!