The Shadow CIA
Jeff Taylor | January 24, 2005, 6:20pm
To paraphrase Styx -- don't even fucking deny it -- the jig is up, the news is out, they've finally found them. The Pentagon's alt-CIA has a name: Strategic Support Branch. Evidently Wonderbra was taken.
Thanks, I'll be here all week. Two shows nightly. Tip your server.
There's no joking about the intent of this little set-up, to evade any kind of congressional, and hence public, oversight or accountability. It is now crystal clear that the Bushian war powers formulation starts with the president as commander-in-chief and ends with the president being able to do as he pleases to whomever he pleases.
Evan Williams | January 25, 2005, 8:32am | #
Look, hardly anyone other than Karen Kwiatkowski blinked
the last time this kind of bullshit came to light. I mention the Office of Special Plans and Dougie Feith, and who knows what I'm talking about? But they were the ones who second-guessed the CIA. They were the ones who cherry-picked intelligence looking for an Iraq justification. But were they the ones who caught flak when their entire case for war was proven to be absolute bullshit? Of course not. Tenet and his minions take the hit (and even then, "taking a hit" means receiving a "medal of freedom"; damn, I'd love to receive a motherfucking MEDAL every time I fucked up!).
These shadow intel groups are nothing new. This should sound familiar to anyone who read any of Kwiatkowski's expose's that were printed in a military mag and at LewRockwell.
But nothing will ever come of this, just like nothing ever came of the OSP. These bastards could tell Bush that the earth is a cube, and he would listen to them, so long as it fit the neocons' imperialistic agenda.
Instead, we have people who spout trash like this:
"Just win baby. As long as Bush wins the war I could give a shit less what he does." Win? Exactly what "war" is Bush "winning"? And even if he was "winning" a "war", only a complete fucking fascist would say something like
"I could give a shit less what he does". Hey, look, Dubya just nuked Kansas City. But at least he's "winning" the "war"! Hey, look, Dubya just set up nazi-style concentration camps for anyone with dark skin. But at least he's "winning" the "war"!
Fucking moron.
[John: if you were being sarcastic, I retract the above]
isildur | January 25, 2005, 12:30pm | #
Sure we can win this war.
The problem isn't 'is the war winnable' but 'who wants to live in the kind of nation that can win this war.'
Some war-winning policy proposals:
* National ID card with biometric data encoded on it
* ID checkpoints at state lines, and randomly throughout all metro areas
* No more interstate travel, period, without government authorization
* No international travel, both for US citizens and for foriegn visitors
* Permanent suspension of habeas corpus
* Suspension of judicial oversight of 'terrorism' cases (meaning the death penalty at the executive branch's discretion)
* Suspension of elections until the 'crisis' has passed
* Mandatory background checks for any employment
* Nationalization of all 'critical infrastructure' industries 'for the public good'
* Nationalization of all news outlets to ensure no information is inadvertently leaked to terrorists
We'd win the war in no time. We'd never have another foriegn terrorist attack. (*Domestic* terrorism, on the other hand...)
But frankly, I don't think I want to win the war that badly. In fact, I think I'd prefer to take my chances with terrorists nuking the Space Needle while I'm at work, thanks.