Setting Myself Up for a Fall
Jesse Walker | November 1, 2004, 5:48pm
Elsewhere, bloggers are publishing detailed predictions of who is going to carry which states. If this were an office pool, I'd follow suit; but since it's just a quick post on election eve, I'll stick to saying this:
It's going to be close, but I think Kerry is going to take it.
Which surprises me, since I've been predicting a Bush victory all year. But I've changed my mind. The Republicans just look more desperate to me. It's a dangerous assumption (see: Iraq), but I figure they know something I don't.
More predictions: Nader won't top 1%, and Badnarik will not get more than 300,000 votes. The Republicans will keep both the House and the Senate. And if Bush does win, it will not be because, as the cliche goes, more voters would like to have a beer with him. Who would want to have a beer with Bush? He doesn't drink. It would be awkward.
Ruthless | November 1, 2004, 9:29pm | #
Thoughts from a non-voting anarchist whilst walking home this eve:
I'm pleased as punch, as Hubert H. Humphrey used to say, to be not voting in a battleground state (Ohio).
If there weren't so much propaganda about "your vote counts," "if you don't vote, you can't bitch," "voting is not just a privilege, it's a duty/your resposibility," the electoral college would have been abolished years ago. All these slogans are shots of novocaine straight into what passes for brains in hoi polloi.
Because voters are lemmings, voting doesn't change anything.
Stupidest of all reasons for voting is to elect a leader. Hit and Run, of all places, should know that leaders are not only unnecessary, but parasitic demagogues.
Leaders need followers. I don't follow.
How can there be such a divide between popular, hip TV shows and movies versus political boiler plate that is so phony it would cause Queen Victoria to blush?
The bright side of the hoi polloi being vaccinated with bullshit novocaine is that, otherwise there might be a civil war after two 50-50 elections in a row. On second thought, we need another civil war to actually settle on a direction for the US. Not that I was satisfied with the last civil war here.
Arrgh! Let's all become pirates!