One in Seven School Districts Tests Students for Drugs
Jacob Sullum | May 19, 2008, 3:39pm
According to a survey reported in the May issue of the American Journal of Public Health, 14 percent of public school districts randomly tested students for drugs during the 2004-05 year. These were districts where at least one high school had a testing program. Almost all of those districts were testing student athletes, 65 percent were testing students enrolled in extracurricular activities, and 28 percent were testing all students. The first two policies have been upheld by the U.S. Supreme Court, which has not yet addressed universal testing of public school students. Since this is the first survey of its kind, it's not clear how those decisions have affected the prevalence of drug testing. Future surveys may indicate whether the Bush administration's campaign for student drug testing, which includes federal subsidies, has had a significant impact.
The researchers note that "many of these districts may be conducting such testing beyond current Supreme Court sanctions" and therefore "may be placing themselves in a legally vulnerable position." Then again, they say, "districts that subject all students to random drug testing would appear to eliminate the risk that those who use illicit substances may simply decline to participate in extracurricular activities to avoid testing."
Previous reason coverage of student drug testing here.
[via NORML]
dpsc | May 20, 2008, 2:59am | #
Finally. I only wish the schools had done this when I was a youngster. I was pretty damn bright, I think, but always an indifferent student. It would have helped if they had tested us on things I was interested in. If they had tested us on drugs back then I might have gone Ivy League- I was that good. I might even have been the first spun editor of the Harvard Law Review. Maybe I would now be running for President- as Yogi Berra once said, it's hard to make predictions, particularly about the present when it is the future of a past that is dependent on recent educational reforms. He was prescient, you gotta give him that.
Anyway, I think I would have been a great prospect for the first spun-American President. I would never negotiate with Ahmadinejad. I would just dose him. Then I'd take him into the White House bathroom and show him this thing we figured out when I was about 15, and supposedly an underachiever.
It turns out that if you fill a bathtub with cold water and let it settle for an hour or so, and then drip food coloring into it amazing things happen. You'd think that the coloring would just mix with the water and make colored water, but that is not the case at all. Instead it makes these _shapes_. It's hard to describe, particularly to the unspun, but it's outrageously cool. BTW, kids love that shit, even if you don't dose them.
Anyway, once I had wossisname in there tripping on the colors I'd put an arm on his shoulder and ask him: "Seriously, now that you've seen that, can you really hate the Jews anymore?" If I could arrange it I'd try to dose Ariel Sharon at the same time and get him in that bathroom too. I wouldn't be surprised if those two were tonguing each other down before the night was over.
So, even if we introduce universal drug testing now it will be too late to get me into office, but I imagine that in 2035 we will still have Jews, Arabs, bathtubs, and underrepresented spun-Americans, so I am all for standardized drug testing starting now.