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In the latest edition of Friday Funnies, Henry Payne finds work for Eliot Spitzer.
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Taktix® | April 4, 2008, 7:26am | #

Funny idea, poor execution.

Either that or the Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich routine has drained me of my sense of humor.

Minion of URKOBOLD | April 4, 2008, 7:35am | #

Of course, Spitzer is already employed, if THIS SOURCE from the beloved, feared URKOBOLD is to be believed. And I'm gonna believe, lest my taint get withered. (it's called URKOBOLD Wager)

Episiarch | April 4, 2008, 8:28am | #

Not bad. I like the caricature of Spitzer. Reminds me of the cartoonists that hang out in the piazzas in Rome who you could pay a few thousand lira to for a caricature of yourself.

ed | April 4, 2008, 8:31am | #

The caption actually diminishes the effect.

Taktix® | April 4, 2008, 8:55am | #

The caption actually diminishes the effect.

You know I initially agree, but I must to change my opinion on this.

Based on the 5 minutes or so of "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader" I caught yesterday while fixing the cable box, I have come to this conclusion:

The average American really needs it spelled out for them. Like, really.

Elemenope | April 4, 2008, 9:03am | #

Taktix® -

5th Graders are Americans, too!

LarryA | April 4, 2008, 9:14am | #

5th Graders are Americans, too!

Really? If they were Americans, wouldn't they have civil rights and stuff, like the grownups?

Oh. Wait...

Nevermind.

Brotherhood of Sensitive Cartoonists | April 4, 2008, 9:37am | #

Rough crowd tonight.

J sub D | April 4, 2008, 10:32am | #

And once again, Motown makes page two.

I'm thinking of moving to Grayling.

Art-P.O.G. | April 4, 2008, 10:54am | #

Not bad, but yes, URKOBOLD already published the definitive piece of Spitzer humor.

Pro Libertate | April 4, 2008, 11:59am | #

We ran a poll for our millions of readers, asking them to select a future gig for Spitzer. While a few hardy souls selected "Run for President", Whore Critic for The New York Times got six times as many votes. It's a natural, and I think he's damned good at it.