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Have You Seen The Size of That Taint?

Sigh. I'm sorry, I can't help it; if Jesse is going to use headlines like "The Federal Taint," I've got to repost this:

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Comments to "Have You Seen The Size of That Taint?":

Malcolm J. | January 3, 2007, 1:25pm | #

It's insane, this guy's taint.

(or is that too obscure, even for Hit & Run?)

dhex | January 3, 2007, 1:29pm | #

yeah, i got a six inch taint.

Joshua C. | January 3, 2007, 1:36pm | #

Great reference to good o' Mr. Show, Malcolm.

Number 6 | January 3, 2007, 2:11pm | #

Thanks, Julian, for making my day a little more fun.

fat man at the buffet line | January 3, 2007, 2:17pm | #

according to the logic I have a big taint and its getting bigger all the time....

steveintheknow | January 3, 2007, 2:46pm | #

These are the party days!

Sportin' Life | January 3, 2007, 3:03pm | #

It taint necessarily so.

Steven Horwitz | January 3, 2007, 3:11pm | #

Much more funny than the "notcher" or the "twernt".

Stevo Darkly | January 3, 2007, 3:33pm | #

"Just how far South will you go, Colonel Lingus?"

"Taint sure!"

VM | January 3, 2007, 3:49pm | #

Fat man:

ah, yes -the dreaded "Taint Creep".

Stevo:
naughty!

Kaiser Sosa | January 3, 2007, 5:00pm | #

Tainted Love.

Franklin Harris | January 3, 2007, 8:25pm | #

This taint gag has been stretched too far.

NoStar | January 5, 2007, 3:27pm | #

Franklyn H,
Are you suggesting an episiotomy?