It's never too late to wise up...

...but this case may be the exception. Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from Bobby Brown.

Sample some of Reason's (suspiciously ample) Whitney coverage here and here.

Comments

John | September 13, 2006, 4:51pm | #

Is it wrong to take preverse pleasure in "America's sweetheart" Whitney Houston turning into a crack whore? I sure hope not.

Mike | September 13, 2006, 5:10pm | #

I'm for gay marrige, interracial marriage, and even polygamy. But I think we need a constitutional amendment banning celebrity marriage. The time is now.

rhywun | September 13, 2006, 5:36pm | #

Or just ban celebrities and be done with it.

highnumber | September 13, 2006, 5:54pm | #

Osama's crush makes the news, then she files for divorce.
Odd timing, don't you think?

Osama Bin Laden | September 13, 2006, 5:58pm | #

Who'd want Bobby Brown when they could have me instead?

lunchstealer | September 13, 2006, 6:37pm | #

Well, I won't be getting Frank Zappa out of my head for a while...

Whitney Houston | September 13, 2006, 8:22pm | #

Kiss my ass!

The Wine Commonsewer | September 14, 2006, 9:01am | #

Whitney Houston is proof that disco never really died.

Wonder if Brown has murdered her yet.