Children of the Goat
David Weigel | September 11, 2006, 12:09pm
It's a few days old, but I just now saw the AP's "Oh, yeah, what happened to them?" story about the students of Emma E. Booker Elementary School. These were the kids who sat and listened to the president read The Pet Goat (not My Pet Goat. Check your facts, Bill Maher.) as he was informed that planes had flown into the World Trade Center. Five years older and five years wiser, what do these kids remember? Besides the basic lessons of animal husbandry?
"His face just started to turn red," said Tyler Radkey, now 13 and in seventh grade. "I thought, personally, he had to go to the bathroom."
For a puzzling seven minutes, the youngsters read aloud from the story "The Pet Goat" while the shaken president followed along in front of the class, trying to come to grips with what he had been told - that a second plane had just hit the World Trade Center and the nation was under terrorist attack.
"He looked like he was going to cry," said Natalia Jones-Pinkney, now 12.
Some of the kids are more fair to Bush, including the unusually talking-point-adept Stevenson Tose'-Rigell, who muses that "You can't judge a man on seven minutes."
Stevo Darkly | September 11, 2006, 3:37pm | #
Well, what Bush should
not have done is pretty obvious:
1) Not jumped up and shouted, "Holy crap! America is under attack! Thousands have just died and we don't know what's going to happen next! Adios, kids, I gotta amscray!"
2) Not jumped up and shouted, "Holy crap! Airplanes are falling out of the sky, killing people, and I'm an obvious target! I'm getting my bullseye ass outta here! Adios, kids! Duck and cover!"
Possibly even if he'd abruptly stopped the story, and said, "Children, I've enjoyed being with you this morning, but I've just received word of something that needs my attention. This is a part of my job, I'm afraid. I have to leave now to make sure that everything is going to be all right. Everyone take care of each other and be good" ... the very abruptness of that might have freaked the kids. But it's probably the best thing he could have done, all around.
Could
I have come up with that measured response within seven minutes of having a bombshell dropped on me? Almost certainly not. I remember that morning. I spent maybe 20-30 minutes listening to dumb-ass speculation on the Howard Stern Show, not even sure if this was for real or a joke in bad taste, before it occured to me to turn on a
real news show and find out. But then again,
I'm not trying to pretend I'm competent to commander in chief of U.S. armed forces and leader of the free world. Man's got to know his limitations.
I'm guessing that Bush, being on camera, surrounded by an extremely excitable audience (little kids) and knowing nothing he could do in the next few minutes would materially affect anything, decided that playing the part of the calm, imperturbable leader was the best thing he could do: "It's not something to freak over. Be cool, stay frosty." All in all, it was probably the
second-best way he could have handled it, after the above.
But no matter what he did, he was going to be second-guessed. There's not a lot of precedent for this kind of thing. Do we know what FDR did in the first seven minutes after being told Pearl Harbor was bombed? Okay, he probably rubbed his hands together and hissed, "Excellent ... everything is going according to my plan" -- bad example. Do we know what Lincoln did in the first seven minutes after hearing that Ft. Sumter had been fired upon? Do we have video?
joe | September 11, 2006, 7:09pm | #
Oh, no, John thinks I'm cloudy! That MUST mean I'm off my rocker!
Paul,
Just watch the tape. Do you think John McCain, or Chuck Hegel, or John Kerry, or John Murtha, or George Herbert Walker Bush, or even Duke freaking Cunningham would have reacted like that? Commander in Chief is a tough job, and it takes a tough guy. But no, we can't have someone who's proven his mettle or anything. We have to be stuck with Paris Hilton as president the day Al Qaeda launches its big attack.
"If you read the link from one of my previous posts on the 9/11 timeline, you'd realize that precious little was known, and a precious large amount was wrong, based on misinformation, contradictory, or simply unknown."
Bush knew this at the time? He sat there, and realized without hearing the briefing that there was no information in the briefing, so it would be best to sit there? If you've seen the tape - that's not what it looks like.
"I guess to sum up, I'd rather have a president not act at all, than to act forcefully on bad information. You know, like Iraq and WMD's." False choice. He could have found out what was known, maybe even made an effort to get in touch with people to find out what was known, and then decided whether or not he knew enough to take action.
What do you think the British would have done with a subaltern who looked around panicky for seven minutes after hearing gunfire?
Stevo Darkly | September 11, 2006, 10:58pm | #
Why does everyone seem to assume that the schoolchildren would have panicked had Bush simply decided that he needed to cut short his visit? Why would that have induced hysteria in the kids?
Maybe not "hysteria," but fright and abandonment, quite possibly.
People are probably jumping to this conclusion as a result of (A) logic and (B) actual experience of being around actual kids. If an adult authority figure acts panicked, kids get upset. Especially if the panicked adult authority figure ditches them.
Those who are unfamiliar with this phenomenon in real life can also get an approximate sense of it by watching the "stalled cars in the rain" scene in
Jurassic Park.
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"and knowing nothing he could do in the next few minutes would materially affect anything"
Bush could not have possibly "known" that (what? is he psychic?), certainly not without getting up and gathering up-to-the-second information. It's funny that people who make these assertions are also likely to accuse others of having 20-20 hindsight.
Yeah, OK, maybe I'm projecting my own likely reactions too much. But personally, in the absence of an aide (who presumably knows more about the situation at that point than the prez) saying something like, "Sir, an airplane is
about to hit the World Trade Center" or "Sir, we need to have you available
immediately in order to authorize Response Plan Thunderbolt should it become necessary," or in the absence of very immediate physical danger -- flames creeping up my tie, the prick of a knife in my ribs -- I can't envision any situation that is better served by leaping to my feet in front of a crowd of spookable little kids than by taking a few minutes to at least try to look unruffled, and maybe take a few minutes to compose myself, before switching gears.
Best course of action, as I said, would be for Bush to compose himself immediately, give a short explanatory but reassuring speech, and then bolt with as much appearance of calmness as possible.
That's probably what Jack Bauer would do. But Bush didn't, or couldn't.