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Jesse Walker penetrates the international media conspiracy and finds the Pride of Sandhurst wearing the colors.

Comments

Stevo Darkly | January 24, 2005, 5:10pm | #

Next Halloween, if you see someone dressed as a vampire, tell him that you have a relative who bled to death and you're extremely offended by his outfit. If he objects that he isn't a real vampire and that it's generally considered permissable to dress up as something unpleasant at a costume party, point out that Prince Harry isn't a real Nazi either, that he was at a costume party too, and that he still had to apologize for his choice of duds.

If the vampire gives in and says he's sorry, tell him the apology isn't enough and that you want him to donate to a blood bank.

That was genius.

Jason Ligon | January 24, 2005, 5:16pm | #

Frikin' awesome.

Steven Crane | January 24, 2005, 5:48pm | #

How long will it be before someone, because of this obvious bit of comedy, claims that Rupert Murdoch really DOES own Daily Kos?

fyodor | January 24, 2005, 6:00pm | #

Thanks, Jesse.

matt | January 24, 2005, 8:19pm | #

"...and the late Princess Di (most famous for dying)."

Good thing I wasn't drinking something when I read that.

Ken Shultz | January 24, 2005, 8:20pm | #

"How long will it be before someone, because of this obvious bit of comedy, claims that Rupert Murdoch really DOES own Daily Kos?"

I knew it!

...Murdoch owns Daily Kos.

Stevo Darkly | January 24, 2005, 8:45pm | #

The extent of the effect remains to be seen, but at least Princess Di contributed some potential good-lookingness genes into the Royal Family.

Michael Young | January 25, 2005, 2:42am | #

It's clear the boy takes after his mother in the IQ category. Might I suggest this fine riff on the "scandal": http://www.private-eye.co.uk/covers/1124/1124pe.gif

Isaac Bartram | January 25, 2005, 10:33am | #

"...and the late Princess Di (most famous for dying)."

Actually Princess Di is most famous for being famous. It is now possible to be a "star" without ever doing anything of any significance.

We're aware of the fact that she died because she was famous.

Twba | January 25, 2005, 10:49am | #

Di is famous for being a twit who married a Royal Twit.

drf | January 25, 2005, 11:26am | #

:)

good job, jesse!